lunedì 25 febbraio 2008

Quando e' merda... - Shit happens...

Scusate se sono rozzo ma purtroppo non posso fare molti giri di parole. L'altra mattina pioveva discretamente ed ho dovuto lasciare l'Insetto Scoppiettante in garage per prendere la Megane Scenic. Entro in macchina, mi siedo, chiudo la portiera e guardo avanti; sul parabrezza cosa vedo? Una merda di cane da dodici centimetri almeno!
Immaginate cosa significa iniziare la giornata cosi', doverla togliere sotto la pioggia e probabilmente il cane aveva mangiato della colla. Ma soprattutto, come diavolo c'e' finita???
E se avessi lasciato fuori la Vespa, dove l'avrei trovata, quella merda?
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Excuse me if I'm raw but I can't use too many metaphores. Last morning it was consistently raining and I had to leave the Arkansas Chuggabug into the garage to drive the Megane Scenic. I get in, sit down, close the door and look ahead; what's there in the windshield? a dog's shit, five inches at least!
Just imagine what means starting the day this way, you gotta clean the windshield under the rain and what's more, the dog had probably eaten glue. Above all, then, how did it get there???
And if I left my Vespa outside, where would that shit have been?

7 commenti:

  1. Oh my! Ya know some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. When your day starts out with dog shit on the window it's tough to see the bright side of life. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time my friend.......

    Ride Safe

    Ronman

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  2. definitely.
    some days you wouldn't leave the pillow, but unfortunately our duties towards other humans force us to get-up-stand-up-get-up-for-yur-rights because the duties'owners just want you to do a lot of things you *don't wanna do* today...
    funny to think about it today, last day it merely wasn't!

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  3. Doggie poop on the car window? Hmmm...or perhaps a turd from a very, very big cat! Che schifo....

    On a different note, I saw some really cool Vespa classics over the weekend. Like the Fiat Cinquecento and the Mini Cooper, getting to see the original classics are just awesome!

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  4. Dogs don't usually choose a car windshield to do their job. Sounds more like a big cat. And cats like cars. Sorry you had to face that music first thing in the morning. But I guess it would be tough at any time of day.

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  5. Ro, Heinz&Frenchie: I was thinkin' 'bout a big cat too, then I figured a stupid neighbor willing to park where I already parked, then I figured a man who, after his dog has satisfied its needs, catches the poop to clean the sidewalk and tries to launch it into a nearby garden, but it slides away out of control hitting my car's windshield... :-)
    oh, after all it was a nice subject for speculations!!!

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  6. Matt from Malta19 maggio 2008 15:41

    Haaaa heeee hoooo haaaaa ha HA HA HA HEEEEE HAA LOL ROFL LOL LOL WEEEE HHEEEEEE HAAAA HOOO HAAAA

    Sorry ... but just can't stop laughing .... doesn't ANYONE see the funny side of this?

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  7. Maybe it was a flying pig?

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